Happy Thanksgiving, and Happy Black Friday! That’s right, I consider Black Friday a holiday. Why, you may ask? It’s the one day of the year where you know where all the crazy people will be, and you can avoid them.
Month: November 2015
The Red Cup
I’m fairly certain when I was getting my drink in a red and green cup, I walked by an advent wreath…
The Turkey Plot
So, it turns out all that Christmas stuff that shows up right after halloween is all part of some vast turkey conspiracy designed to undermine Thanksgiving so people will eat less turkey.
I kinda think they might have missed one minor detail though…
