OK, so maybe I knew the whole phone in the microwave thing was actually a internet prank, and maybe I knew it was a bad idea to put a phone in the microwave. But in my defense, I’ve told them I’m an otter and not a weasel like 100 times and they’ve never listen to me before. Who would have guessed they would have listened to me about the phone thing…
Fall is here, and who’s looking forward to raking leaves!?
Seriously, does anyone like raking leaves, ‘cus I could use the help…
To quote Jefferson: “The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers.”
Feel free to share this with your friends, especially the ones who try to tell you the right and wrong way to eat ice cream cones.
And yes, those “headlines” are from real news sites.
When the robots take over, will humanity work with robots, or just do something stupid, like try and ride a bear while taking a selfie?
Seriously, why do any pictures of a Sasquatch come out blurry?
We’ve got big, amazing, exciting news.Turns out Michael Bay swung by and asked if he could produce a comic strip for us. We’ve decided to accept his offer, although we’re not sure that’s the best idea for our park…
*Michael Bay didn’t actually produce this comic strip, but we probably didn’t need to tell you that, just wanted to cover all the bases.
