So I ran in to a Krampus recently, turns he was a really nice guy, and just doesn’t like being called something he’s not. I totally get that.
Happy Black Friday!
Happy Thanksgiving, and Happy Black Friday! That’s right, I consider Black Friday a holiday. Why, you may ask? It’s the one day of the year where you know where all the crazy people will be, and you can avoid them.
The Red Cup
I’m fairly certain when I was getting my drink in a red and green cup, I walked by an advent wreath…
The Turkey Plot
So, it turns out all that Christmas stuff that shows up right after halloween is all part of some vast turkey conspiracy designed to undermine Thanksgiving so people will eat less turkey.
I kinda think they might have missed one minor detail though…
Geese: Jerks
Seriously, geese are the biggest jerks in the animal kingdom.
Hey hiss at you, did you know that, for no apparent reason. You can be like “oh, hi mr goose,” and the goose will be like “HHHIIIIISSSSS!!! I want to peck your face!”
Jerks.
The weathermen are never right
This one goes out to all our fans out in the Midwest seeing a bit of snow this week. I’m looking at you Denver, Chicago, St Louis, Minneapolis, and anyone else I’ve missed who’s temps this week will feel more like February than November.
Happy chismagivinamas!
I feel like we skipped over a holiday somewhere in there… I’m not sure which one it was though… any help?
Trick or Treat!
A visit from the Centers for Deciduous Critters
When the medicine is worse than the disease
