I see no other way to kill a spider…
Tag: Rappy
The Rio Olympics
The Rio olympics are coming up. Between the Zika virus and the antibacterial resistant bacteria, what are you think the odds are someone looses their lunch on live tv?
The CDC Needs Your Help!
So the CDC did a study that showed obesity is on the rise, but they couldn’t figure out why.
Turns out the answer was standing behind them in an potato-chip-grease stained orange shirt playing Flappy Bird.
Otterman is hiding a secret…
Otterman, defender of the outdoors from the vile Reptilians, lover of nature, and all around super hero is hiding a secret… one that has almost no support in the character’s background…
Happy Otter Awareness Day!
Did you know otter awareness day isn’t an actual holiday at all, and apparently has no way any observations associated with it. Yep, no otter dinners, no otter presents, just a dirty hot dog you accidentally thew away…
Don’t Ride the Moose
From people taking selfies with elk, to stomping through sensitive hot springs, to grabbing baby bison in their car to… moose riding selfies?
Ranger Bob Dosn’t Like the New Uniform
A big thank you goes out to one of my readers, who told me about a group who wants the Park Rangers to change their uniforms because they might be too intimidating. Ranger Bob doesn’t really like the idea…
The National Bison
Who says that United States law makers never do anything…
Fish Insult Comics
The Great Smores Caper
It’s that time of year, scouts are migrating to the park for camping, bringing with them food, smores, and delicious opportunity for a free dinner.
