Punxsutawney Phil may have not seen his shadow, but it looks like it’s a different story for Pine Falls Park Pete…
Anyone know what it means when they faint?
Tag: Rappy
French Toast: The Breakfast of Survivors!
The Mystery Shirt
I got this shirt in the mail, and I have no idea who gave it to me. Luckily the guy from Ancient Aliens has an idea..
Laces Out, Dan!
Was it a crushing loss? Yes. Was it a bad way to end the season? Yes. Were Viking’s fans everywhere crying into their jello Salads? Probably.
But don’t worry, Jim Carrey swung by and found a way to use the missed field goal to his own personal advantage!
Help, I’m drowning in emails!
The 501st joins my snowball war.
So a member of a “crack team of troops from a galaxy far, far away, 501st division” signed up to help me in my fight against the deer.
The Great Snowball Fight
Don’t ever get in a snowball fight with an otter, we play for keeps!
Happy Black Friday!
Happy Thanksgiving, and Happy Black Friday! That’s right, I consider Black Friday a holiday. Why, you may ask? It’s the one day of the year where you know where all the crazy people will be, and you can avoid them.
The Red Cup
I’m fairly certain when I was getting my drink in a red and green cup, I walked by an advent wreath…
The Turkey Plot
So, it turns out all that Christmas stuff that shows up right after halloween is all part of some vast turkey conspiracy designed to undermine Thanksgiving so people will eat less turkey.
I kinda think they might have missed one minor detail though…
