Seriously, geese are the biggest jerks in the animal kingdom.
Hey hiss at you, did you know that, for no apparent reason. You can be like “oh, hi mr goose,” and the goose will be like “HHHIIIIISSSSS!!! I want to peck your face!”
Jerks.
Geese: Jerks
Tag: Rappy
The weathermen are never right
This one goes out to all our fans out in the Midwest seeing a bit of snow this week. I’m looking at you Denver, Chicago, St Louis, Minneapolis, and anyone else I’ve missed who’s temps this week will feel more like February than November.
Happy chismagivinamas!
I feel like we skipped over a holiday somewhere in there… I’m not sure which one it was though… any help?
Trick or Treat!
A visit from the Centers for Deciduous Critters
When the medicine is worse than the disease
Microwave the phone
OK, so maybe I knew the whole phone in the microwave thing was actually a internet prank, and maybe I knew it was a bad idea to put a phone in the microwave. But in my defense, I’ve told them I’m an otter and not a weasel like 100 times and they’ve never listen to me before. Who would have guessed they would have listened to me about the phone thing…
Fall is in the air
Fall is here, and who’s looking forward to raking leaves!?
Seriously, does anyone like raking leaves, ‘cus I could use the help…
Talk like a pirate day… again.
This Just IN!
To quote Jefferson: “The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers.”
Feel free to share this with your friends, especially the ones who try to tell you the right and wrong way to eat ice cream cones.
And yes, those “headlines” are from real news sites.